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Telling your epic tale bonds you to your fellow bad-date survivors, and somehow makes you feel less alone. We’ve teamed up with NBC's Undateable to collect some stories about terrible bad dates and the lessons we've learned from them.
"My OK Cupid date was a college senior home for break.
I said, "Definitely not." A few minutes later he dropped something on the floor, and while retrieving it tried to put the toes of my crossed legs in his mouth. I met a guy on Ok Cupid, and we hit it off pretty well.
After we hung out a few times, he came over to my place with a bottle of wine and a movie.
This was around 18 months ago, and he still messages me from time to time with a "hey," or my favourite, "I miss you." Met a guy who seemed to be decent.
We went to see a movie, and he kept talking about my feet — how "beautiful and sexy" he thought they were. " Later, during the movie, he asked if he could suck on my toes. I excused myself to go to the restroom and just walked straight out the door and left him in the theater.
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Get ready to commiserate—they're pretty bad."I was having a lot of fun at a punk concert with a Tinder date.
I was the one who drunkenly suggested having sex in a public bathroom.
On my way out, I was yanked aside for questioning by police officers on suspicion of prostitution.
After being in a relationship for a few years, I've basically forgotten what it's like to date.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating